i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
(via sunflowersforlexi)
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
(via sunflowersforlexi)
plot twist: someone’s favourite character in harry potter is harry potter
(via gangseyetal)
If I was famous I would probably just look up pictures of myself on google
(via fake-mermaid)
virus followers are still followers and i expect every one of them to reblog my selfies
(via altitud3)
i wish i was one of those blogs that give people heart attack by reblogging their stuff
(via altitud3)
if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any
(via altitud3)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
(via kanyewesticle)
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
(via inntensifier)
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
(via altitud3)
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
(Source: tomlintum, via preciousprincesa)
gay8:
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
(via fake-mermaid)